Buffy: “Right, now I’m imagining you in jail. . .you’re waring a big orange suit and-oh,
look! The guards are beating you! (Go Fish)
Faith: I seen him. If I’d known they came that young and cute I would’ve requested a
transfer.”
Buffy: “Raise your hand if, ew.” (Faith, Hope, and Trick)
Angel: “I want to learn from you.”
Whistler: “Okay”
Angel: “But I don’t want to dress like you.”
“ ‘I aspire to help my fellow man.’ Check. I mean, as long as he’s not like, smelly or dirty
or something gross.” (What’s My Line part 1)
Cordeliea: “Oh no, I have a life.”
“Can I just say one thing? HEEELLLLPPP!”
Xander: “Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail.” (Reptile Boy)
Buffy: “Me-ow!”
Willow: “Really? Thanks! I’ve never gotten a ‘me-ow’ before.” (Phases)
(Giles pops up from behind the library counter)
Buffy: “Hi, Giles”
Willow: “Oh. . .hi. . . been there long?” (Faith, Hope, and Trick)
Cordelia: “What?”
Giles: “I’m sorry. . .your hair.”
Cordelia: “There’s something wrong with my hair? Oh, my God.”
(she exits)
Giles: “Xander was right. It worked like a charm.”
“I was on teh phone all night listening to Willow cry about you. i don’t know exactly what
happened but I was left with the very strong urge to hit you.” -to Xander (Bewitched,
Bothered, and Bewildered)