Quotes

BUFFY

“Can you vague that up for me? (Welcome to Hellmouth)

Coach Marin: “You got quite an imagination, missy.”

Buffy: “Right, now I’m imagining you in jail. . .you’re waring a big orange suit and-oh, look! The guards are beating you! (Go Fish)

Buffy: “Maybe I should introduce you again. Faith this is Giles.”

Faith: I seen him. If I’d known they came that young and cute I would’ve requested a transfer.”

Buffy: “Raise your hand if, ew.” (Faith, Hope, and Trick)

ANGEL

Angel: “I want to learn from you.”

Whistler: “Okay”

Angel: “But I don’t want to dress like you.”

CORDELIA

“ ‘I aspire to help my fellow man.’ Check. I mean, as long as he’s not like, smelly or dirty or something gross.” (What’s My Line part 1)

Giles: “Do you know, I don’t recall ever seeing you here (the library) before.”

Cordeliea: “Oh no, I have a life.”

XANDER

“Can I just say one thing? HEEELLLLPPP!”

“Cavalry’s here; cavalry’s a frightened guy with a rock, but it’s here.” (Becoming part 2)

“Principle Snyder! Great career fair, sir. Really. In fact, I’m so inspired by your leadership I’m thinking principle school. I want to walk in your shoes. Not in your actual shoes, of course. Because you’re a tiny person. Not tiny in a small sense, of course. . .Okay. Done now.”

Principle Snyder to Xander: “Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath. An ariborne of toxic events.”

“That’s it. This has gotta stop. It’s time for me to act like a man. And hide.”

WILLOW “Uh, Angel, if I say something you don’t really wanna hear, do you promise not to bite me?” (Lie to Me) Willow: “I know-we could go to the Bronze, sneak in our own tea bags, and ask for hot water.”

Xander: “Hop off the outlaw train, Will, before you land us all in jail.” (Reptile Boy)

Willow: “I’ll give Xander a call. What’s his number? Oh, yeah: ‘1-800-I’m-Dating-A-Skanky-Ho.’”

Buffy: “Me-ow!”

Willow: “Really? Thanks! I’ve never gotten a ‘me-ow’ before.” (Phases)

Willow: “. . .Have you ever noticed, though, when he (Giles) is mad, but he’s too English to say anything he makes that wierd cluck cluck sound with his tongue?”

(Giles pops up from behind the library counter)

Buffy: “Hi, Giles”

Willow: “Oh. . .hi. . . been there long?” (Faith, Hope, and Trick)

“Even I was bored. And I’m a science nerd.” (Prophecy Girl)

GILES

Cordelia: “What?”

Giles: “I’m sorry. . .your hair.”

Cordelia: “There’s something wrong with my hair? Oh, my God.”

(she exits)

Giles: “Xander was right. It worked like a charm.”

OZ

“I was on teh phone all night listening to Willow cry about you. i don’t know exactly what happened but I was left with the very strong urge to hit you.” -to Xander (Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered)